Name: Amarth Occupation: Part-time programmer and comic foil Special Abilities: Unknown (programming ability?) Amarth enjoys hanging out, pointing out obvious flaws in the zany plans of others, and being sensible. Oh how he'll be tortured in the days to come... Contrarily, he's also fond of random violence. Go figure on that one.
	Name: Anarion Occupation: Lacking a personality Special Abilities: Unknown (lack of personality) Anarion enjoys hanging out (who doesn't?), lacking a personality, and (occasionally) 3D modeling. Seriously, the guy comes onto IRC, says "Hi," then idles, then quits. No personality!
	Name: Anonymous1157 Occupation: Unknown Special Abilities: Unknown Anonymous. What can we say about him? Well, first off, he's not that Anonymous. Secondly, he was able to help track down ZeXLR8er, although since ZeX escaped again (and then wound up coming back of his own volition), that may not count. He did, however, gain a newfound respect for not getting involved in any of MageKing17's crazy schemes. Or Grim Reaper's crazy schemes. In fact, staying away from all crazy schemes is pretty high on his list of preiorities.
	Name: Crazy Occupation: Artiste Special Abilities: Showing up at random Despite the name, nominally sane (compared to the rest of the bunch). Has done his own comics. Enjoys screwing with people's heads and teaming up with Grim for crazy schemes. Or comedy. Or, more often, both.
	Name: Dorten Occupation: New guy Special Abilities: Lacking knowledge of old jokes He showed up out of nowhere (well, okay, he showed up in the midst of a forum-wide announcement, but hush) and immediately began discovering just how insane everyone is. Quickly discovered that giving other denizens of Monkkonen.net "ideas" is, in fact, a very bad idea.
	Name: E_net4 Occupation: Unknown Special Abilities: Confoundingly annoying sentance structure E_net4 enjoys hanging out (noticing a pattern?), playing video games (don't we all?), and typing in English that's almost right, but off just enough to set off mental alarm bells.
	Name: Grim Reaper Occupation: Harvester of the Souls of the Undead Special Abilities: He's death, you fool! Enjoys hanging out (natch), playing video games (natch), and typing in English that's almost perfect. Not bad for someone who didn't start with the language. Also, he can't die, and finds this hilarious.
	Name: Idiota Occupation: Forum Admin Special Abilities: Forumancy Enjoys hanging out (okay, I'll stop), leaning on people to stop wreaking havoc all over the forums, and making people appear to be saying things they didn't. Once did a threadsplit, and everyone will do anything in their power to prevent him from doing it again.
	Name: MageKing17 Occupation: Spellslinger Special Abilities: PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS Itty bitty living space Enjoys casting spells and ruining the days weeks months of people who make linguistic errors. Has a tendency to save the day, a not-so-subtle hint that the author's ego is gigantic. Or a reflection of his IRC admin powers. One of them. Or both.
	Name: Murska Occupation: Unknown Special Abilities: Unknown After discovering that nobody wanted to play StarCraft with him, Murska moved on to D&D, and discovered that everyone had it except him. He then wound up in the TPoD. Go figure.
	Name: Narvius Occupation: The User Formerly Known as Cheater Special Abilities: Unknown Just because he doesn't have the postcounts of his fellow forumers doesn't mean he's any less active. Jumping from thread to thread to contribute, and running amok in the latest TPoD, this guy is well on his way to Established Forum Member.
	Name: Neogangster Occupation: Avatar-maker Special Abilities: Making avatars? Won a forum avatar competition and will never live it down. An old hand that still pops up now and then to contribute.
	Name: Quanrian Occupation: Forum Admin Special Abilities: Forumancy (natch) When not working with Ville on Top Secret Projects of Doom(tm) (and, recently, working seperately from Ville on Top Secret Projects of Doom(tm) (well, I suppose it's not top secret if we know he's working on Cormoon, but sssh)), Quanrian makes posts about coding, modding, and Microsoft (specifically, stuff related to Xbox 360 Community Games and XNA).
	Name: Redemption Occupation: Notrium modder Special Abilities: Maintaining an interest in Notrium after all this time Wait a minute, has this guy ever even been in a TPoD? I don't think so. Oh well, he's here anyway. Give a hand for... uh... Redemption. What kind of name is that, anyway? Like you're one to talk, MageKing17. Oh well, not important.
	Name: Shingo Occupation: Unknown Special Abilities: Unknown Shingo enjoys hanging out (last time, I swear), talking on IRC, and entering into philosophical discussions. This last one is particularly foolish since he enters into them with incredibly stubborn people, but hey, at least he's trying.
	Name: Thaif Occupation: Unknown Special Abilities: Unknown Resident steampunk enthusiast (okay, one of many) and possibly a mad scientist. Cryptic comments made hint at the possibility that he is capable of taking discredited scientific theories and making them work with MAD SCIENCE. Whether or not this is true and whether or not he intends to use this power to take over the world is, as yet, unknown.
	Name: Varsi Occupation: Unknown Special Abilities: Unknown He may spend most of his time on IRC, so don't confuse his low postcount for a lack of activity. Why, he's on IRC right now! Idling, but sssh. May or may not play WoW. I can't be bothered to check.
	Name: Ville Occupation: Forum Creator Special Abilities: GODLINESS His Most Holiness Ville Mönkkönen is the creator of Monkkonen.net, and thus indirectly to blame for everything you see before you. He and Quanrian have teamed up for Top Secret Projects of Doom(tm), but now Quanrian's working on Cormoon while he's working on a new (as yet, as far as I can remember, unnamed) project using the engine-previously-known-as-the-Cormoon-engine.
	Name: ZeXLR8er Occupation: The User Formerly Known as ZeXLR8er!!. Also, may or may not still have Moderator powers. Special Abilities: Forumancy, possibly ZeXLR8er led much of the forum on a wild goose chase before returning. After that, he returned to his old Notrium mod, Wazzal II, which has quite possibly singlehandedly maintained the interest in Notrium of several people. Also hangs out with the rest of the peeps in TPoD.
	Name: Zombie Occupation: Unknown Special Abilities: For MageKing's sake, do not ask. Another primarily-IRC user, Zombie (a.k.a. ZionicStorm, OniKoneko, and "Kitty"), Z is one of the old hands least likely to spam. Which is ironic, considering how she started. One of the three IRC Admins (along with Idiota and MageKing), Z (a.k.a. ZS, Oni, and "Kitty") has come a long way from the early days of the EETEE and has moved on to being... honestly, of absolutely no importance to TPoD, but whatever. She's cool anyway. Just please, don't ask her to show off her powers.