Testing page of DOOOM!


Bwa-ha-ha! For no other reason than my being a sadistic bastard, I'm going to summon up random members of the forums! Bwa-ha-ha!
*poof* Who... what... how did I get here? What's going on?
Welcome, Ville... to the testing page of DOOM!
MageKing! What's going on here?
Doom, of course. Bwa-ha-ha!
*poof* Ack... what the hell?
Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Welcome, Zombie!
The HELL?!? MageKing? And Ville?!?
Don't look at me, I don't get any of this either!
We're not finished yet...
*poof* Gack! Who... what...
Idiota too!
I'm so terribly confused!
Join the club.
Bwa-ha-ha, still more to come!
*poof* ...move the-- hey, what the...
Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
What the hell?
This is getting very complicated...
Grimsy!
Idiota!
So confused...
*poof* Ow! My head!
ZeX! Where the hell have you been?
Er, mind telling me what's going on first?
We can't. We haven't got a clue ourselves.
Ask him, he's the bastard that did it.
Bwa-ha-ha!
I'm so confused!
That's what I said!
Okay, MageKing, what's going on here?
I can't tell you until we're all here...
There's more to come?!?
*poof* --stupid comput... uh... huh?
MageKing, explain yourself!
Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
Gack! Who... what... I'm confused!

That's what we said!
I was the first one he brought here, and even I don't know what's going on!
*poof* La la la la... AAAH!





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Oh dear, I think that backfired.
I've been scarred for life!
Why did you have to do that while I was taking a shower, huh?
Er... because I'm EVIL! Yeah!
...Crazy, MageKing, I'm going to kill you both. Slowly.
*poof* PURPLE DOORKNOB!
Oh no! He remains as incomprehensible as ever!
Hey, wait a minute, I think I'm seeing a pattern...
*poof* Aah! What the... how did... I...


Another one!






Another one!






Another one!
Excellent, we're all here!
Aha! I knew it! You've assembled the top ten posters of Monkkonen.net!
*gasp* You fiend!
Very good, Zombie! Now all of you shall writhe in fear of... THE TESTING PAGE OF DOOM!
No! Surely not!
MONKEY FLUFF!
And I thought I was crazy...
PUT SOME EFFING CLOTHES ON!
AHEM! This is my show, here!
Wait a minute, didn't MageKing change his avatar?
Er... no?
*poof* Aha! I've found you, you fiend!
Now I'm even more confused!
Drat! You found me! Curse you, MageKing! Curse you! *poof*
Whew, he's gone...
Er... mind sending us back now?
Oh, of course.
Er, but could I be a foot to the right, please?
Where the hell have you been?
OH, LOOK AT THE TIME! *poof*
I've got Cormoon work to do! *poof*
*ZAP* Ow! What the... did I mis-cast?
Bwa-ha-ha-ha! I've sealed your magic! The rest of you are trapped here!
Ah, but you're forgetting one thing...
Eh?
I always... always... HAVE A BACKUP PLAN!
Is that... acid?
OH GOD THE PAIN!
I think acid would be a welcome relief.
IT BURNS WITH THE FIRE OF A THOUSAND SUNS!
That looks... painful.
Very much so.
Curse you, MageKing! Curse all of you! *poof*
*ZAP* Ah, there goes the seal. Allright, who's next?
Whee! *poof*
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Well, that's the last of them!

...Well shoot, I'm bored.




TIME
PASSES
Some time later...




*poof* Who... what... oh, damnit, not again!

The end?