Testing Page of Doom 2!

	I am so incredibly bored. If a piece of dust blew into this room, I would pounce on it with glee, because I would finally have some goddamn company.
	*Poof* Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
	Ack! Where'd you come from?
	From thin air, of course! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
	Look, you fiend, I'm going to kill you if you don't get out of my sight in the next five seconds.
	Oh, come now...
	One...
	Whoa, now...
	Two...
	Oh, come on!
	Three...
	This isn't fair!
	Four...
	You're making a big mistake...
	Five!
	Fine! *poof*
	...You know, considering how bored I am, I probably shouldn't have done that. Ah, hell with it. He deserved that.
	*poof* Did I mention I'm selling these fine leather jackets...?
	DIE! *bzzap*
	Ow! That hurt, you son of a... ACK! MY STAFF! It's destroyed! What the hell did you hit me with?
	Level 28 lightning, biotch. Now scram before I blast you again!
	Why didn't you just-- OW! F***, that was no lightning spell!
	Level 46 Dark Blast! Hold still if you want a level 60 holy flare!
	Okay, okay! Jeez! *poof*
	...Well, now I'm bored again.
??? ??? ???	I think I can fix that!
	Eh? Who the hell are you?
??? ??? ???	Er... Someone!
	...Just someone?
??? ??? ???	Yes.
	...Riiiiight.
??? ??? ???	Look, there's no suspense if I just tell you who I am, is there?
	You're right, of course. LEVEL 99 IDENTIFY!
	...Oh, bugger.
	UberWaffe? What are you doing here?
	Well, I suppose I'll just come out and say it.
	...
	...
	...
	...
	...Well?
	He's back.
DRAMATIC MUSIC!	Dun dun DUUUUUUN!
	Er, who?
	AsdMaster!
	OH SHIT!
SOMEWHERE ELSE	Meanwhile, at the forums...
	Ah, Cas, I see you've changed your avatar again.
	Yeah, I've really gotten hooked on Melty Blood.
	Oh? What's that like?
	It's a pretty good 2D fighting game.
	Oh, come on, Idiota. Casanova changes his avatar and you're surprised?
	...Well, when you put it that way...
	Hey, guys.
	Hey.
	What're you guys talkin' about?
	My new avatar.
	Wow, that discussion topic must have dried up fast.
	Yeah, no kidding. Casanova goes through avatars like a cow through blades of grass.
	...What an incredibly obscure metaphor.
	lol yeah but i thought it was funny
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	AsdMaster, for crimes against humanity, I hereby ban you from these forums.
	lol except u cant
	What?!?
	H-he... he's right!
	*poof*
	*poof* Stop, you fiend!
	lol but i dont want 2 so i wont
	Take this! LEVEL 50 DEATH!
	*immune*
	Shit!
	lol i got 2 go now but ill be back *poof*
	We have to go after him! We have to stop him!
	We can't.
	But... we have to stop him!
	If Ville can't ban him and one of my most powerful spells has no effect, we have to find some other means to beat him. Yes, there's only one person who can stop AsdMaster now.
	But... surely you can't mean--
	Yes. There's only one person we know of who can use someone else's power.
	...Oh, fuckbunnies.
	*Yawn* Ah, good morning everyone.
	Not really.
	Eh? What's going on?
	We'll explain later. MageKing, can you bring him here?
	Yes. Hang on... By the power granted through the arcane arts, I entreat thee to grant me this wish. Bring me the one I seek, and I shall pay thee with my service! Summon Level 999, Astral Transport!
	*poof* Ow! Son of a... that was one fucking powerful summon spell!
	Level 999 even.
	I'm not able to cast spells that powerful without the opening chant.
	Why'd you need such a powerful spell?
	You've proven slippery before. I didn't want you escaping. Astral Transport has a side effect of preventing you from moving from that spot for the next five minutes. We have a proposition for you.
	Getting a bad feeling about this...
SOME TIME LATER...	Half an hour passes...
	You what?
	Look, we don't like it either.
	Let me just get this straight. You want me to help you.
	Yes.
	And to do that, you're all going to transfer your powers to me.
	Yes.
	Keeping in mind the fact that last time you all saw me, I kidnapped all top-ten posting forum members and sealed your magic.
	Only temporarily.
	Yes, but that's not the point. The point is that you all should hate me.
	Uh, we do.
	We just hate him more.
	...What the hell, why not.
	Well, first off, who actually has some power?
	Uh, I do.
	Well, duh, who else?
	Me.
	Oh? What kind?
	This kind of power.
	I am a retard and will now go commit suicide after giving all my worldly possessions to Idiota.
	...Don't you ever do that again.
	*laughs* Okay, that's just funny.
	Shut up!
	Uh, can we just get a move on, please?
	Oh, right. Well, let's just have everyone give their power, even if it's only the power to spell properly.
	Bad feeling about massive amounts of power coming towards me... ARG!
	Uh, did it work?
	*thunk*
	Of course it worked.
	Then why is he writhing on the floor, muttering incoherently?
	Gibber...
	That's uh, that's just a side effect.
	BLARG!
	...I think he died.
	...Yeah, maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all. I haven't even got the power to get rid of warts, let alone revive him.
	It's worse than that. Without our powers, the moderators and I can't maintain the forums!
	*grabs Imposter* WAKE UP, DAMN YOU!
	*silence*
	...Well, shit.
TO BE CONTINUED...	Could this be... THE END?!?