Testing Page of Doom 5!

	Good news, guys! Forums are in top working order! With my admin powers back, I was able to beat off some of those adbots that were plaguing us.
	Oh thank god.
	Yes, and now Ville and Quanrian are able to get back to their Secret Projects of Doom(tm).
	You have no idea how glad I am of this fact.
	I think that's OUR line, Quanrian.
	...Shut up.
	So... what now?
	Now, life returns to normal.
	...We have a normal?
	Of course not, but it's less depressing if we pretend that we do.
	That sounds depressing in and of itself.
	...Kind of, yeah.
	Can we change the subject, please?
	Yeah, to something like... when you're going to put out another IAoGaC?
	Er...
	When it's bloody well done, that's when.
	So, now that you guys have your powers back, what exactly are they?
	Well, I'm magic, of course. Level 100 Lightshow!
LIGHTSHOW	*Is dazzling*
	I didn't know you could do that.
	Great fun at parties, let me tell you.
	What about you, Grim?
	Oh, me? I harvest souls 'n stuff. It's a living.
	Do you like... get paid for it?
	Come to think of it... I'm owed about ten years of wages. That bastard.
	Er, come to think of it, Grim... how did you get your powers, anyway?
	...I don't want to talk about it.
	Radiation?
	No.
	Asteroid?
	No.
	Animal bite?
	No.
	Alien experiments?
	F**K OFF, DAMN YOU!
	Plane crash?
	Not listening to you... not listening to you...
	Toxic waste?
	Didn't I already say that?
	No, you said radiation.
	Going to kill you all... going to kill you all...
	Puberty?
	...What?
	Eh, nevermind.
	You will all die a slow and painful death...
	Fine, we'll stop bothering you about it. Sheesh.
	Didn't know you were so touchy about it, Grim.
	Drop it.
	Who's next?
	Well, as you know, I'm a skilled forumancer.
	We should all bow down before Idiota and give him all our money.
	Quit that, you.
	CREAM PUFF!
	Perhaps a demonstration of one of your less annoying abilities, Idiota?
	*Sigh* Oh, all right. Thread split!

	What the HELL... Idiota, what did you do?		This is really wierd! What happened?
	Idiota, put it back!		Please!
	You really should, you know.		Oh, all right. Thread merge!

	Happy, now?
	Very.
	I thought I said less annoying.
	Very funny.
	No, it wasn't.
	I'll pass.
	Eh? Why?
	I'm a forumancer too. Nothing new.
	My turn, then! Happy Love Time Destruction Beam!
KABOOM!	A huge explosion!
	...Zombie?
	Yes?
	Never do that again.
	Sorry.
	Who's next, then?
	I'll pass too.
	We've already established I don't have any powers.
	Same here.
	Ditto.
	Lampshade.
	Sorry.
	Well, I can do this little thing. Allyoop!
	...Well, this is odd.
	Put it back. Right now.
	Righty-o.
	Anyone else?
	Nope.
	Not unless I've been lied to my whole life.
	Sorry.
	Does having one of the only animated avatars on the Forum count as a power?
	...No.
	Damn.
	Nothing here.
	Does being able to program count as a power?
	Don't we wish.
	Wow, we have a lot less people with powers than I thought.
	What, did you expect everybody to have some sort of power?
	Well, with this bunch, I wouldn't be surprised.
	Don't I wish.
	What about UberWaffe?
	Well, I can do this. Conceal!
??? ??? ???	So, what did it do?
??? ??? ???	Who said that?
??? ??? ???	How should I know?
??? ??? ???	I wasn't talking to you, whoever you are.
??? ??? ???	*Snickers*
??? ??? ???	Uberwaffe! Wherever you are, stop this at once!
??? ??? ???	Heh... oh, all right. Reveal!
	That was wholesomely unpleasant.
	Is it always so indiscriminatory?
	No, but it was funnier this way.
	Says you.
	Did I make a wrong turn? I-- Oh, bugger.
	ZeX! Where the bloody hell have you been?
	Oh, I, er, that is to say, um... Gee, look over there! A three-headed monkey!
	What? Where?
	Gotta run! *Poof*
	Grr, curse you, ZeX! We fell for the oldest trick in the book!
	Quick, after him! Let's find out where he's been!
DUN DUN DUUUUUN!	To be continued...