Testing Page of Doom 6!

The one you've all been waiting for!

	Damnit! We've lost sight of him!
	No telling where he's gone to now. Damn!
	*Sigh* Well, we tried. Not like there's anything we can do about it now.
	Oh, come on, guys. Mage, haven't you got a spell that could find him? Or use that spell that summoned the imposter?
	...Oh, fuck me. Level 68 Astral Transport!
	*Poof!* Ack! Who... what... Uh-oh.
	Let's talk.
	Let's not.
	No, let's. Where have you been, exactly?
	I, uh, I want my lawyer.
Random lawyer- type person	*Poof!* Uh, wha? What's going on?
	You've got your lawyer, start talking.
Random lawyer- type person	Ahem, my client doesn't have to answer any questions he doesn't want--
	Shut up.
Random lawyer- type person	*Makes gagging noises and clutches at throat, but is unable to speak*
	Talk.
	This is wholesomely unfair.
	We want answers.
	Well, you know what they say about wanting things...
	ZeX!
	Well, come on, why should I have to talk to you about it?
	Because if you don't I'll light you on fire?
	Well, that... that certainly is a good incentive... but, I mean, what about a man's privacy?
	My curiosity is greater than your privacy.
	Yes, but... um... you still don't know where Grim got his powers! Or how!
	What does that have to do with anything?
	You aren't getting rid of me that easily, ZeX.
	Oh, bugger.
	Spit it out. Where've you been?
Random lawyer- type person	*Tackles MageKing17*
Ow! Get off me, you... Screw this.
Random lawyer- type person	*BZZZZT!* *thud*
	What in the hell did you hit him with?
	Level 50 Shock Burst. Why?
	Because most people don't give off steam.
	Look, ignore the lawyer-corpse! ZeX is gone!
	What?!?
	He's right! Crap!
	So close...
	Mage, why not just summon him again?
	That would be convenient, wouldn't it? Unfortunately, I can't use that spell more than once a day. So we're stuck.
	Fuck.
	So, what do we do now?
	I say we spread out and look for him.
	If we spread out, that means we can't overwhelm his forumancy, unless we keep the groups so few as to make splitting up pointless.
	Hmm, you've got a point, there.
	I say our options haven't been exhausted yet. Mage, you can't summon him, but can't you, like, track him? Tell where he is?
	Hmm, there's an idea. Level 128 Pathfinder!
	We're sorry for the inconvenience, but the IP address you are looking for is running in anonymous mode.
	Damn!
	Volkswagen doorstop!
	I might have guessed. He used his forumancy to conceal his IP address.
	Anyone else got any bright ideas?
	Actually, yes.
	Well, spit it out!
	It specifically said "anonymous mode".
	Yeah? So?
	So who better to send in than an Anonymous, right Grim?
	Bingo.
	...This is insane.
	I recall those words being said about my plan to use Morrowind to kill Slyvena, but that worked.
	To be fair, that was insane.
	Hey, it worked, didn't it?
	Fine fine, let's do this. Ready, Anon?
	Wait, what are you going to do?
	Oh, just going to send you on a ping.
	Say WHAT?
	Level 99 Transmit!
	HHUUURRRGGG!
	Ping response from IP XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX, would you like to run a backtrace?
	Hell yes!
AFTER A BIT OF RUNNING...
	Found you... *huff* ...ZeX... *wheeze*
	Damn, Mage, it's called "excersize".
	How in the hell did you find me?!?
	That's not important!
	What's important is you tell us what the flying fuck is going on!
	Yeah, we're sick of your little games!
	Now we want some answers!
	*Sigh* Well, it all started when the CIA contacted me for an undercover mission-- *ZAP* Ow!
	Don't give us that bullshit!
	Okay, okay, sorry, geez. Can't take a little joke?
	Shall I use Level 999 Ultima, next time?
	I get the hint. Well, I suppose it all started when... AHA! *Poof*
SOMEONE WE HAVEN'T MET BEFORE AND DON'T KNOW	Later, suckers! *Poof*
	...What the fuck?
	...Shit.
	Lawnchair column!
	Seriously, what does that mean?
	It was all just a delaying tactic until his friend... whoever that was... could help him escape?
	It certainly looks that way. Damn! We were so close.
	I don't suppose we could pull the same trick twice?
	I doubt he's going to leave an opening like that again. We'll have to start from scratch.
	And I'm fresh out of bright ideas.
	But we can't just let him get away like this, can we?
	What other choice do we have? The only thing we can really do at this point is wait until tomorrow, when Mage can cast Astral Transport again.
	And this time make damned sure he can't escape.
	Dishwasher.
THE END?	Tune in next time for excitement, intrigue, and, above all, lame cop-outs!