Testing Page of Doom 8!

Beware, I'm Just Making This Because
Crazy Made It A Challenge... Tricky Bastard.

	Telekinesis?
	Uh, no.
	Pyrokinesis?
	Definitely not.
	Cryokinesis?
	That would be a no.
	Nanoaugmentation?
	That would be fun, but no.
	What are you two doing?
	I'm trying to figure out what Dorten's special ability is.
	By... asking a series of yes or no questions?
	He didn't even try to ask me directly.
	Okay, how about this... do you have a special ability?
	And the answer is no.
	Damn.
	How utterly predictable. How much time did you waste on that?
	47 minutes. Give or take twenty seconds.
	47 minutes?!? How did you even have enough questions to last 47 minutes?
	Um...
	On that note, why did it take you until 47 minutes in to get to telekinesis, of all things?
	Maybe... I didn't think of it until 47 minutes in?
	That's just sad.
	A group of people! You there, I'm selling these fine leather jacke-- er, comics. Any of you interested?
	Fine leather comics?
	What? No, Just regular comics.
	They're not fine comics? Well, then, I don't want any.
	Oh, shut up.
	I don't think you'll sell any comics by telling potential customers to shut up.
	Sell? Who said anything about selling?
	You did, actually.
	You did, you know.
	Oh. So I did. Well, so maybe I am selling them... but I'm selling them for zero money!
	So... you're selling them for something besides money?
	Is it something disgusting?
	What?
	Nothing. Maybe it's better if I don't give you people any ideas.
	Good plan.
	Get your mind out of the gutter. The "something" is...
	...
	...
	...
	...
	...Is what?
	Huh?
	The "something" is what?
	Oh, it's nothing.
	...So you're giving them away for free, then?
	Of course. Isn't that what everyone does with comics over the internet?
	So why did you say you were selling them?
	Why not?
	Argh. This is going nowhere fast.
	That's Crazy for you.
	Boo!
	AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
	...Huh?
	Just kidding!
	That was not funny!
	Oh, come on, it was a little fun-- *bzap* OW!
	Next one's a level 29 Frost Wave.
	Whoa!
	What?
	You can do that?
	Eh? Of course I can. What else did you think mages did?
	I thought it was just a name.
	What's in a name? Everything, on the internet.
	More or less.
	Huh. Well, "dort" means "cake" in Czech, does that mean I have the magical ability to summon cakes from thin air?
	That would be awesome.
	Have you ever tried it?
	To be honest, no. I haven't tried using a magical ability to summon cakes from thin air. Probably because that would be insane.
	I like insane.
	We guessed that much.
	I thought you liked "crazy".
	Ha ha, Grim. Also, die.
	Can't! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
	Yes, you just crack yourself up.
	Indeed I do.
	If we could all return to the matter at hand...
	What matter at hand?
	Uberwaffe!
	Damn. I thought I could sneak off while you were all busy amongst yourselves.
	I know. ZeX used that trick before.
	To be fair, I had a good reason at the time.
	Oh really? What was it?
	I'll... er... tell you later. When I remember.
	At any rate, what are you doing, Uberwaffe?
	You're not going to ask me where I've been?
	No, experience has taught me that doesn't work.
	Hey, I said I was sorry, okay? What more do you want from me? To kill my lawyer again?
	At any rate, what do you want, Uberwaffe? Besides nearly giving me a heart attack?
	Oh, I'm just here to... do this!
??? ??? ???	Do what?
??? ??? ???	Oh crap, not again.
??? ??? ???	Who said that?
??? ??? ???	Mage did it!
??? ??? ???	What? No I didn't! Uberwaffe, what the hell are you playing at?
??? ??? ???	Hee hee hee... have fun!
??? ??? ???	What? You can't leave us like this!
??? ??? ???	I'm so confused!
??? ??? ???	Level 99 Identify!
	God damn, I hate that ability.
	So... confused... can't... think straight...
	Don't worry kid, we do this every day.
	Damn, he ran off again.
	I'm detecting a pattern.
	Hey!
	Well, you have to admit the similarities.
	I don't have to if I don't want to.
	Well, shoot. Now what?
	I assume we chase after him, come up with nothing, and then sit around doing nothing until he comes back of his own volition.
	Or until MageKing casts Astral Transport.
	Or he finds his location with an IP trace.
	Or--
	I get it already! Level 99 Astral Transport!
	Ow! That hurt!
	Yeah, yeah, I've heard that before. What was the point of that little stunt?
	My own amusement?
	Fair enough.
	Curse your perfectly reasonable explanation!
	Wait, what?
	Like I said, we do this every day.
	Unfortunately.
	Well, there goes the dramatic tension.
	I thought I told you to leave the fourth wall alone.
	The fourth wall is a lie.
	With cake.
	Don't get started.
	Unless you actually have cake, because I could totally go for that.
	Well, may as well give it a shot... HHRRRGGG!
DELICIOUS CAKE	*Falls from the sky*
	Holy crap!
	Awesome! Cake!
	I'm so there!
TO BE CONTINUED?	Who else has powers and doesn't know it? What is in a name, anyway? And why is the cake so delicious? Find out, next time!